So, trying to avoid going to a sort-of friend’s wedding, right? Don’t know a single one of their friends, and the groom’s sister is Dan’s ex, one he does NOT get along with.
We stop at the gas station on the way home, and (what’re the odds?) run into the happy couple. Dan gets out to say hi (they’re more his friends than mine)…first question out of her mouth?
"Did you guys get the invite?"
I can see his brain working to come up with an excuse. We chat, kind of circumvent the topic, and then he makes the dumb mistake of saying ‘I just gotta check on the football schedule and I’ll get back with you tomorrow.’ Because we all know he isn’t going to the game that weekend.
Looks like we’re going after all.